II. CW&O Enters The Picture
Plummeting sales, hostile press, and the constant parade of young executives bursting into their motel rooms at inopportune moments demanding that "something be done" finally convinced top management to act.
After a group excursion to the Betty Ford Clinic, the board signed with The Sheepskin Consultancy, one of the leading firms in the exploding field of responsibility avoidance.
Crabtree, Omar and Welt was not even on The
Sheepskin Consultancy's list of
finalists. But soon after
a latecomer to the contest, CW&O leapt into the
CW&O strategist Connie Deep's analysis resounded authoritatively through
42 inch subwoofers: Old Sally's
competitors were blown away, the consultants paid off,
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